Dear Johnny Cueto

Dear Johnny Cueto,

It's time to come back strong tonight versus the Cubbies. Your Reds are sucking unmercifully right now. Time to put a halt to this five game losing streak by the Redlegs and get your 5.40 ERA back down to earth. Your 1.09 WHIP is still looking good. I hope your hitting and D backs you up tonight so I don't have to drop you!

Thanks in advance for your W,

GMo